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Tom SixArgumento:
Tom SixCâmara:
David MeadowsMúsica:
Misha SegalElenco:
Dieter Laser, Laurence R. Harvey, Tom Six, Eric Roberts, Robert LaSardo, Tommy 'Tiny' Lister, Bree Olson, Clayton Rohner, Jay Tavare, Ben Blenkle (mais)Sinopses(1)
An insane prison warden and his sidekick hatch a plan to simultaneously cut costs and deter prisoner misbehaviour in their overpopulated, underfunded jail. Inspired by Tom Six's outrageous horror film franchise, the warden selects not three inmates, not 12 inmates, but 500 of the most violent, most depraved, most psychotic inmates to become joined via the intestinal tract, creating the ultimate human centipede! Uniting the stars of the first two films (Dieter Laser & Laurence R. Harvey) The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence) is the finale the world's sickest franchise deserves. Nasty, revolting and utterly deplorable, if you thought Parts 1 and 2 were gross, trust us, you ain't seen nothing yet! (Bounty Films)
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Reintegrating Laser and Harvey into the third film in completely different roles, along with the presence of Six himself playing himself, only turns the film into a parody. It’s intentional, but it simply isn't funny or entertaining. It can shock. For that, Six is good and has scenes here that once again manage to stick in your mind. And surprisingly, these are not scenes with a centipede. Still, I can't help but feel that this really didn't work out.
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What to do with a horror film that’s not scary? What to do with an exploitation flick that’s not unsettling? What to do with a comedy that’s not funny? What to do with a satire that doesn’t hit the target? A simple answer: don’t watch it. If anything, it should be acknowledged that each episode of The Human Centipede is different, and Final Sequence takes things in a self-parodying and satirical way. Six unfortunately (for me) is on a different humour wave than I, so the comedy lead by the overly dramatic performance of Dieter Laser felt incredibly cringe-worthy (really, some of his screaming deliveries made me feel almost sorry for the creators), and he also lacks the intellectual capacity to deliver a non-banal and non-shallow satire about the socio-political situation in the USA. Or at least he didn’t show it in this film.
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So, this is what happens when an absolutely below-average horror filmmaker gets drunk on fleeting fame and has his head stuck way up his own ass (probably following the example of the characters in his movies), then recycles his first movie with the same old ideas again and again, this time as an unbearably braying and embarrassing self-parody. Who exactly did Tom Six make this installment for? Fans of the first two installments with high hopes of seeing even more repulsive characters and even more intense gore than in the two movies will of course be disappointed by everything on offer here - the third installment is lacking both of those things completely. What is more, it is boring. The vast majority of the movie is dominated by excessive scenes with the very loud performance of Dieter Laser, and I was ashamed to be watching something like that. While Human Centipede 2 was the inevitable result of incredible demand after the first movie, third film is just an unwanted piece of self-indulgence by the pretentious director with hardly any redeeming qualities.
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Fuck you Tom Six! The most pointless sequel? Definitely! The first part was an excellent horror film featuring just about every element from suspense, atmosphere, depravity to the idea, the second part moved into an underground and self-indulgent style but still very solid, but the third part is an absolute cinematic low and a disgrace to all cinema. Dieter Laser seems to have forgotten that he's not in an amateur theatre, but a C-horror movie, and so delivers the most embarrassing theatrical performance ever. A snivelling, whiny sociopath with unfunny obscene remarks who screams so much throughout the film that it's almost impossible to stand without a double dose of brufene, add in his unflattering face and you'll wish he never appeared on a movie screen again for the rest of his life. (I never wished cancer or AIDS on anyone like him). His goblin sidekick is a quieter evil, but his mouth is unreal again. The other downside also is that the centipede's turn doesn't come until the last 20 minutes before the end, and we only see one stitching from the operation (we know that from the first one, thanks). Until then, the "film" is an awkward, banal, boring, poorly shot and stupid satire. 1* for the detailed castration and the sexy secretary, otherwise bloody awful. 20%
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